nonna/lupo di cappuccetto rosso show ( VERAMENTE OT :D )

[leopoldo]

la bambina con il cappuccetto rosso , dolce e graziosa ?
la nonnina indifesa e delicata?
Il lupo cattivo e crudele?

in due barzellette come non li avrete mai visti hihihihih




Cappuccetto rosso va dalla nonna
" Nonna, che bocca grande che hai, che naso grande che hai , che occhi grandi che hai, che braccia gr.. "
" Senti cappuccè, sei venuta a portà la merenda o a romp lu caxx ? "





Cappuccetto rosso sta andando dalla nonna e incontra il lupo
" lupo, che occhi grandi che hai, che naso grande che hai, che bocca gradne che hai... oh lupo... ma perchè sei rosso e hai gli occhi così sporgenti? "
" Prova tu a ca*are tua nonna! "

[BepTheWolf]

La vera storia di Red Cappucett:

One mattin her mamma dissed: "Dear Cappuccett, take this cest to the nonn,
but attention to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest!
Good luck! And in bocc at the lup!". Cappuccett didn't cap very well this
ultim thing but went away, da sol, with the cest. Cammining cammining, in
the cuor of the forest, at acert punt she incontered the lup, who dissed:
"Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you go?". "To the nonn with this little
cest, which is little but it is full of a sacc of chocolate and biscots
and panettons and more and mirtills", she dissed. "Ah, mannagg 'a
Maruschella
(maybe an expression com: what a cul that had)" dissed the lup, with a
fium of saliv out of the bocc. And so the lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar
because the telephonin is squilling, sorry." And the lup went away, but not
very away, but to the nonn's House. Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very
lent, lent un casin, continued for her sentier in the forest. The lup
arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and after saluting the
nonn, magned her in a boccon. Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed
the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in the let. When Cappuccett Red
came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered. But when the little and
stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but the lup, ricord?) dissed:
"But nonn, why do you stay in let?". And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my
cavigl doing aerobics!". "Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappuccett (she was more
than stupid, think,wasn't she?). Then she dissed: "But...what big okks you
have! Do you bisogn some collir?". "Oh, no! It's for see you better, my
dear (stupid) little girl", dissed the nonn-lup. Then cappuccett, who was
more dur than a block of marm: "But what big oreks you have! Do you have
the Orekkions?". And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".
And Cappuccett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But
what big dents you have!". And the lup, at this point dissed: "It is to magn
you better!". And magned really tutt quant the poor little girl. But (ta
dah!)
out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent cacciator of frod sented
all and dissed: "Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds".
And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a terr
many kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till that
moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the lup.
Then squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired
fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappuccett (still rincoglionited). And so, at
the end, the cacciator of frod vended the pellicc and guadagned honestly a
sacc of solds. The nonn magned tutt the leccornies that were in the cest.
And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!).