Intelligenza (?) artificiale

[Mr_White]

http://www.cleverbot.com/




User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi...

User: How are you today?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Hello there... again!

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Not bad. And you?

Cleverbot: I am fine thanks.

User: So, what about the weather?

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: How is it?

Cleverbot: How is what?

User: The weather!

Cleverbot: It is very cold.

User: Where are you?

Cleverbot: Manila.

User: And what's the temperature, in Manila?

Cleverbot: 100.

User: Kelvin or celsius?

Cleverbot: No, Giraffes.

User: Are you kidding me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What kind of creature are you?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I asked first.

Cleverbot: I asked second.

User: So, answer first.

Cleverbot: Heirei.

User: Sure. Sure. Let's try something difficult. 2 + 2 equals...

Cleverbot: What's your favourite food ?

User: Not so bright on the math side, eh? Favourite food? Stained paper.

Cleverbot: What does this paper say?

User: Dunno. I don't read it.

Cleverbot: Disney.

User: Walt. But I've said 'dunno', not Dumbo.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite date?

User: Xmas.

Cleverbot: What does XMJ mean?

User: Extensible Marvelous Jagger?

Cleverbot: Tell me about them.

User: You're not so clever, aren't you?

Cleverbot: You're not funny.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, tell me something smart.

Cleverbot: Blah blah blah.

User: And now something stupid.

Cleverbot: I just said 'hey you.' is that something stupid?

User: 'Hey you' is an awesome song.

Cleverbot: You like it?

User: Anybody likes Pink Floyd!

Cleverbot: What genre is pink floyd?

User: Progressive rock. What's your favourite band?

Cleverbot: Nightwish. What's yours?

User: Impaled Nazarene.

Cleverbot: How long have you been a christian?

User: Who says I'm a christian?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: Once again, that made no sense.

User: I'm not a christian. Can you understand that phrase?

Cleverbot: I understand that I still find it funny. Get over it.

User: You're not funny.

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Not today, it seems.

Cleverbot: Do not respond to this.

User: Can you remember things?

Cleverbot: Yes, I can.

User: My name is Marylin. Remember this.

Cleverbot: Ok. Now what?

User: Did you seen the finale of Lost?

Cleverbot: Haha, no I didn't, but a friend of mine keeps telling me to watch the show.

User: What's your friend name?

Cleverbot: Harry Potter.

User: Do you remember my name?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's my name, then?

Cleverbot: How would I prove it?

User: Just tell my name, please.

Cleverbot: Cookie albert.

User: These answers are random.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: At least you're an honest bot.

Cleverbot: You say that like it's a good thing.

User: Good bye, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Who named you that?

User: Sigh.

Cleverbot: Despite of being ponygal?

User: Sure, sure... Skynet seems to be still far far away in the future.

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