Per chi non conoscesse la fiaba....

sottobosco · Inviato: Mar 07 Nov, 2006 5:22 pm Oggetto: Per chi non conoscesse la fiaba....

One mattin her mamma dissed:
"Dear Cappuccett, take this cest to the nonn, but attention to the lup that
is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good luck! And in bocc at the lup!?
Cappuccett didn't cap very well this ultim thing but went away, da sol,
with the cest. Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert
punt she incontered the lup, who dissed:
"Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you go?" "To the nonn with this little
cest, which is little but it is full of a sacc of chocolate and biscots and
panettons and more and mirtills" she dissed.
Ah, mannagg! "A Maruschella (maybe an statement com: what a cul that had)"
dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc.
And so the lup dissed:
"Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling, sorry." And the
lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's House. Cappuccett Red,
who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for her sentier in the
forest. The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and,
after saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon. Then, after sputing the
dentier, he indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in the
let. When Cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered.
But when the little and stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but the
lup, ricord!) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?".
And the nonn-lup:
"Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!".
"Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappuccett (she was more than stupid, I think,
wasn't she?).
Then she dissed: "But...what big okks you have! Do you bisogn some
collir?".
"Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little girl" dissed the
nonn-lup.
Then cappuccett, who was more dur than a block of marm: "But what big oreks
you have! do you have the Orekkions?".
And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".
And Cappuccett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But what
big dents you have!".
And the lup, at this point dissed: "it is to magn you better! And magned
really tutt quant the poor little girl".
But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent cacciator
of frod sented all and dissed:
"Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds. And so, spinted only for
the compassion for the little girl, butted a terr many kils of volps,
fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the
fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the lup. Then squarced his panz
(being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired fora the nonn (still viv)
and Cappuccett (still rincoglionited). And so, at the end, the cacciator of
frod vended the pellicc and guadagned honestly a sacc of solds. The nonn
magned tutt the leccornies that were in the cest. And so, everybody lived
felix and content (maybe not the lup!).